War of the Gnomes and Dwarves

This is a silly fantasy RP set in the Warcraft universe. Anyone who's a member of the forum can join in. To do so, add a dwarf or gnome character into the story based on you're username. Only dwarf and gnome races aloud. Gnomes are allied with the Gnome faction and Dwarves are allied with the Dwarf faction.

After introducing you're character, you can continue to add to the story, but no double-posting. Remember that this isn't a serious RP and you can be a bit silly, but no spam. Also,
You do not need to make a sign-in sheet for you're character. In fact, don't. There is no need for it and you are not required to make one in order to participate.

One more thing, the abbreviations OOC and IC stand for "Out of Context" and "In Context" respectively. When needed, use OOC: to show that the text you wright after it is not in the story and, when needed, use IC: to show that it is.

Let the story begin!
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It was a nice day in the middle of fall. The gnomes busied themselves with collecting lumber for the long winter ahead and other such things. Suddenly, cannon fire could be heard in the air and then they appeared... the dwarves!

"We're tired of you cheap look-a-like's presenting yourself as a separate and proud race!" called out one of them, "We are here to eradicate you and you’re poorly-inspired ilk so that we will once again be unique!" They charged with such a force, but this was a moment for Heros to rise for the challenge.

The Admiral-of-the-Gnomes, or Admiral for short, led his noble fleet against the oncoming dwarves. However, it wasn't so much as a fleet as it was one guy in a canoe. Oh well, at least this would be a good time to get recruits!